How much Alcohol should I drink in order to feel drunk but not go completely off your head?

don t go by height or weight when you drink , go by your mouth and reactions.the mouth i mean you most likely say something that you have keep to yourself and with your loose mouth you ll blurt it out and some will find it funny or offensive.now let s say on reaction side ,you see your buddy s jumping in the pool full clothing but you got to go a further and get naked and jump in.if you catch yourself starting talking silly that you might regret or to even think of free balling, naked,in pool cut off the alcohol.control the alcohol or it ll control you.yea you ll hear the next day ,dude you called nichol a hole or ,did you hear about peewee herman jumping in the pool naked? that s you .so take care of yourself